The Perks of Buying a House

A few weeks after we closed on the house I came home and found a package from Wells Fargo on our doorstep. I figured it was more disclosures, our property appraisal, or one of the thousand other things I had to sign during the home buying process. But I was pleasantly surprised when I opened the box to find this...

Thank you Wells Fargo! Apparently when you borrow a few hundred thousand dollars from a bank the least they can do is send you a bottle of wine!